There once was a little girl Heidi
a spiteful little miss
who regularly fell on her hiney
he father did spank, her mother was on crank
and her brother sat at the table very nicely
he ate all his peas, his sister did tease
that he couldn't hold his knife and fork properly.



my mother today sang in a childish voice about waiting for daddy to come home because mummy hasn't got any money we laughed and later on i thought about this more deeply. The fact is men consider themselves the breadwinner I think is absurd gone are the days that men make all the rules. It evident that us women have stepped out of the ball and chain that told us our place was in the home,for me it was pretty much stereotypical roles in my childhood home with a bit of a twist, dad was the one one you went to for money. It isnt like this in other peoples homes im sure and the idea of 2.5 kids a fence and heavy carbon polluting car isnt the norm.
"mummy hasnt got any money" why her online shopping addiction is outweighing her weekly grocery budget?
well my mother isn't on drugs however what possessed her to sing that to my 10 month old cousin sophie heaven knows. it reminded me of a ditty i wrote a long time ago.